An Open Letter to Pop Stars

JOIN THE ANTI-ASS SHAKERS COALITION TODAY

all the pop stars are cutting their hair and criticizing one another’s clothing
am I the only one sitting at home not sure where humanity is going
cause when I put a record on
I don’t give a fuck what you look like
and if you want me to believe you, say something worth believing

a wise man once said it’s all fashion there’s no passion (tim armstrong said that)
i used to think we could change it all
what happened
what happened
has this whole world gone back to being flattened
and if we looked over the edge we’d be the first to fall

hey
good for you
you can take off all your clothes
hey
guess what
so can anyone
and everybody knows you’ve got a shelf life
a life span
a window where folks will wanna see you shaking your ass for money

so this one is for the girls
this is a call to arms
turn off the television and stop looking at the charts
and while the rest of the world is trying to decide if what you made was art
go make more art

hey
good for you
you can take off all your clothes
hey
guess what
so can everyone
and everybody knows you got a shelf life
a life span
a window where folks will wanna see you shaking your ass for money
stop shaking your ass money
we’re not shaking our asses for money